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Heading down to Three Way, Tennessee
To see what this old town has in store for me,
And two other people
I would drive three days to get there
I hope the climate’s thrice as wet there
Way down in Three Way, Tennessee

Heading down to Three-Way Tennessee
With my husband and my dog,
We’re into beastiality
We know that it’s illegal but we just can’t get enough
And if you heard that horny beagle you’d know Fido likes it “ruff!”

Heading back from Three-Way Tennessee
We had our fun but it in the end we’re racked with jealousy
My husband went hired a hooker
I said, "Baby, please don’t book her!"
Now it tingles when I pee
And Fido’s in intensive therapy
What a shitty anniversary!
(ruff!) (ruff!)

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from Re​-​Introducing The Gender Gnomes, released April 17, 2020

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The Gender Gnomes Brooklyn, New York

We're The Gender Gnomes.

We're your friendly neighborhood Brooklyn-based indie-folk- jazz-pop duo. Separately, we are Rachel, singer of songs and player of flutes, and Pat, player of guitars and basses and mandolins and saxophones and trumpets and...a bunch of stuff. Together, we're songwriters and home-recorders and avid music lovers. We love a good lyric and we're suckers for a jaunty beat. ... more

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