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Last Call

by The Gender Gnomes

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We got engaged!

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This one’s going out to all my lovers
To my ex boyfriends and girlfriends and ex others
And this one’s going out to those who missed me
So you fawned and yearned and yet you never kissed me
Well I’m sorry to say I’ve found the love of my life
And I’m about to be their wife

This is a last call
This is your one chance
I can’t promise I’ll fall
But I’ll at least save you a dance
Just not at my wedding
You’re not invited
But you’ll regret it if you don’t try at all,
Cause this is last call

And to any weirdos who find me attractive
It’s crunch time baby, better get proactive
You can read me love poems ‘specially if you wrote ‘em
But I’m working on my vows so I might quote ‘em
If your love for me hasn’t grown stale as I’ve aged
Sorry, I’m engaged!

This is a last call
This is your one chance
I can’t promise I’ll fall
But I’ll at least save you a dance
Just not at my wedding
You’re not invited
But you’ll regret it if you don’t try at all,
Cause this is last call

If you’re a secret admirer of one of us
you have to tell us right now
Cause we’re getting married
Please don’t show up at our wedding and shout objection
If you do you won’t get cake, you’ll just get rejection

This is last call
Come one and all
Tell us before we book the wedding hall

Speak now or hold your peace forever and ever and ever

Since we’re tying the knot, you should tie up loose ends
Unless we’re like, really close friends

This is a last call
Though it won’t change things
You should still try but
We’ll still exchange rings
On the day of our wedding
You’re still not invited
Please don’t deprive us of your marital bids
It’s a funny story we’ll tell our kids
And you’ll regret it if you don’t try at all
Cause this is last call

credits

released March 26, 2023
Written and produced by the Gender Gnomes at Gnome Home Studios
Rachel Weisbart- Vocals, Flute
Pat Oberstaedt-Ukulele, Guitar, Bass, Keyboard, Trumpet, Saxophone, Mandolin, Percussion

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The Gender Gnomes Brooklyn, New York

We're The Gender Gnomes.

We're your friendly neighborhood Brooklyn-based indie-folk- jazz-pop duo. Separately, we are Rachel, singer of songs and player of flutes, and Pat, player of guitars and basses and mandolins and saxophones and trumpets and...a bunch of stuff. Together, we're songwriters and home-recorders and avid music lovers. We love a good lyric and we're suckers for a jaunty beat. ... more

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